Anti-Eating Face Mask: What Earrings Go With This, I Wonder.

Abstract
An anti-eating face mask which includes a cup-shaped member conforming to the shape of the mouth and chin area of the user, together with a hoop member and straps detachably engageable with a user's head for mounting the cup-shaped member in overlying relationship with the user's mouth and chin area under the nose thereby preventing the ingestion of food by the user.

Accessorizing this is gonna be tough! But, at least you'll look so totally crazy that no one will offer you brownies or other no-nos. In fact, restaurants may lock their doors and hide their fava beans and chianti at your approach.

There's a short story in this, isn't there? Hmm.

hat tip to Diet Blog

Note: I've lost 5.5 pounds in the last 6 days. And without that ugly mask. Yay.