Clearly, There is 20% Snail in my DNA

I've just written THREE HOURS straight, no breaks, not even bathroom.

I wrote 4 pages.

The snail DNA would explain my tendency to produce excess nose slime, too, I think.

TMI?

I would like some nice mad scientist to create a potion that will make me write considerably faster, please. And can I have it by breakfast time? Thanks.

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