Thursday, October 19, 2006

Dr. Curry and His Wee One Have A Dream

And when I say wee one, I don't mean as in Dr. Curry Junior or little Mary Beth Curry. No, not kids. His other wee one.


But in the nearer future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between 6ft and 7ft tall, he predicts, while life-spans will have extended to 120 years, Dr Curry claims.

Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, he says, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features, he adds. Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.

Bigger penises for super-atheltic boys and pert breasts for naturally depilated girls. Uh-huh. Someone please take Dr. Curry's copies of Playboy away from him. They're affecting his scientific hypothesizing.

hat tip to Samantha H.


Carmen Andres said...

ROFLOL! Oh my word.

Elliot said...


[the sound of Elliot laughing root beer out of his nose]

Mirtika said...

Oh, that'll keep the sinusitis away. :)

Here in the states, we write it "snarf". I snarf a lot. (But snorf is cuter.)