Thursday, June 29, 2006

Wives of Canadian Terrorists Back Hubbies Blowing Up Canuck and Western Infidels

Yep, it's not just the menfolk--those pesky Canadian Jihadists who planned to storm parliament and cut off the head of the Prime minister-- who suffer from bomb-the-infidel-ophilia

It's a family fetish:

When it came time to write up the premarital agreement between Zakaria Amara and Nada Farooq, Ms. Farooq briefly considered adding a clause that would allow her to ask for a divorce.

She said that Mr. Amara (now accused of being a leader of the alleged terror plot that led to the arrests of 17 Muslim men early this month) had to aspire to take part in jihad.

"[And] if he ever refuses a clear opportunity to leave for jihad, then i want the choice of divorce," she wrote in one of more than 6,000 Internet postings uncovered by The Globe and Mail.

Wives of four of the central figures arrested last month were among the most active on the website, sharing, among other things, their passion for holy war, disgust at virtually every aspect of non-Muslim society and a hatred of Canada.

Hatred of Canada. Well, I don't know, it seems like an okay place to me. I've quite liked the Canucks I've met over the years. I may not be liberal enough for 'em. Still, they try hard to take care of the folks there and offer a free democracy for those who appreciate that sort of thing.

And, hey, they gave us k.d. lang and Celine Dion and Mike Myers. (I like gifted female vocalization and wacky humor.) And my pal, Jules, comes from the Great North, she who is one of the world's nicest and smartest persons.

Some folks don't know when they've got it good.

Yeah, if these women hate Canada and Canadian "Western" ideals so much that they'd blow their fellow Canadians into wee pieces, then dang, don't live there!

I cheerfully suggest she and her jihadist galpals move to an Islamic country where the Shaheed Sisters United can organize a proper Islamic gov't their way, a la Taliban, Super Shariah-sized, and then burqa up a storm and be a second-class female citizen to the full extent of her whacked heart's delight. Won't be able to have email forums, but hey, it's all for the greater good.

(Advice from an Infidel Zionist Evangelical Christian Who Likes Freedom of Speech and Going To School and Being Able To Show My Face and Elbows and Knees In Public: Don't go grocery shopping without hubby or uncle or dad in tow. You might get clubbed to death in front of the pile of tomatoes before you can explain how submissive and holy you are and how you support crushing homosexuals to death in public or throwing them off high towers in execution, or how you love shooting Jews and Christians, cause, hey, they're just in the way of the grand Islamic scheme.)

There are a few of these Dar-Al-Islam countries you can start to purify TODAY! Choose one. Pack. Head out. Build the Talibanic paradise in, oh, Iran or Yemen.It's so much easier to start there, where it's not from scratch like it is in North America. Fewer pesky Jews and Christians and Buddhists and Atheists and Universalists and Hindus to deal with. Remember to cover up, head-to-toe, even in 110 degrees. And keep sharp knives handy for when you have to stab your daughter to death for reading a novel.

Go. Now. Muslim nations need your help much more than Canada.

Don't expect to be missed.



Anonymous said...

Hilarious and right on. Although I suppose if everyone who wasn't 100 percent happy with the gov here up and left, my mom and dad'd be pretty loney up here all by themselves. But I know that's not your point or push here. Again, right on!

Rebecca said...

We all (should) know the quote from Delores Claiborne (even if we can't spell the title correctly - did I?).

"An accident is an unhappy woman's best friend."

Maybe it should be, "A holy war is an unhappy jihadist-wife's best friend."

Or something like that.

Mirtika said...

Anonymous (Chris, is that your "voice" I hear?), everyone is unhappy with their gov't to some extent. I mean, maybe except those who get to be tyrants. But those down here, we always have gripes.

And thanks for getting my point. It's not about leaving cause your gov't is not pleasing you, it's about leaving if you're so whacked about it you're ready to kill the citizenry in your fury. Clearly, that's a sign it's time to get the hell out.

Rebecca, I wish there were more happy accidents in the world. I'm one of those less-than-totally-benign believers. I do wish God would open up the earth more often and swallow up the bad guys. :) But I like your new slogan. Maybe she just needed more smooching.

There it is. Jihadists need to make out more. :) Maybe then they'd not obsess over the 72 virgins (or raisins) they get in Paradise. I know I wouldn't be thrilled about the idea of my husband wanting 72 virgins over Me. :)